April uploads:
Russian Cyberpunk Farm
“They say that Russia is a technically backward country, there are no roads, robotics do not develop, rockets do not fly, and mail goes too long. It’s a bullshit.” (birchpunk)
Very well-made video of a cyberpunk version of Russian farm. Also check the New Year Special.
Birchpunk’s channel
Sinclair’s script for stations
Reminds me of Bruce Norman’s videos.
Here are some good comments under the video:
"This is extremely dangerous to our monopoly"
“This has 3.7m views, yet when you search the exact title, it's not even on the first page, just mainstream news coverage about it.”
“There is no war in Ba Sing Se."
“Deleted from Reddit 3 times, hmmm.....”
Pink oyster mushroom playomg module synthesizer
“Through the magic or rather science of bio data sonification, this flush of oyster mushrooms get a shot at playing a eurorack modular synthesizer before they become my dinner. Electrical resistance is measure by passing a small current through the mushrooms similar to a lie detector test. The changes in resistance are then converted into control signals which determine the rhythm, pitch, timbre and effects parameters of the modular synthesizer.”
The lyrics of this song must be like:
ĥ̷͓̝̭͎̣͓͑͑̆ͅj̴̨͔̥̺̞͚͚̣̟̫̪̫̫̏̔͋̇̊͜k̸̨̲̫͕̺̮̋̈́̍̅͠s̴̡̼̲̯͙̝̟͈̤̞͔̰͕̺̣͇̱̍͂̆͜͝d̷̝̟͙̱͚̼͈̹̳͚̹̬̘̖̩̱̑̏̈́͌̍͂̾̈́̊͗̄̈́̽̽̚̚͘͜͝ͅf̵̲̟͔̝͛͜ẖ̷̢͎̦̈́̽̆͋̓͒́̈́̒͊ư̸̡̧̭̪͇̝̲̲̩͈͕̭̲͓͊̆͒̃͗̐͗̋̇͗̂̑͝ȁ̵̹͙̩̘̘͔̼̻̱̊̽͠į̴̫̠̻͚͚͎͙͇̜̀͌̐̿̔͌̍͛͌̑̎̀̓̇͘͠͠͝s̵̢̨̟̘̮̯͚̼̹̰̭̥̳͑͌̊̈́̂̐͑͛̄̌̍̚̕͠͠͝ḧ̴͈̺̝͓̘̺̻̯̭̜̘̩͇̰̰̃̂̎̎̐͐ͅd̷̯̏̈́̒̀͑͋̐̈́̕͠͠f̴͍̼̪̳̭̻̣̠̺͓̬̰̠̖̄̽́͝ų̸̪̭̟̬͚̤̞̱̮̤̪͋͑́͆̉̈̾̃̈́̎̄̉̌̚͘͠͠s̴͉͙̼̦̱̤̲̲͔̀ͅh̶̜̦͍͎̰̙͈͖̳̗͋̂͒̂͊̓̃̇͑̌̆͊͘͠͝ͅͅͅd̴̢̛͇͔͉̰̟̺͙͚̟͓̦̜̫̈́̓̋͋͊̑̃̎̇͒̓̄̓͝ͅf̷̪͎͍̞̞̖̗͔͙̉̃̈̇̉̅̓̓́͑́́̎͠ã̷̢̧͙̲̝̜͉̪̫̖̫̃̍̈́̓̎͂̓̐̈̇̑̅̄̋͒͜͝ͅͅh̶̤̥̖͚̤̦͓͌͆͗̓̄̽̆́͆͛̈̚͜͜͠f̴̡̠̪̞͐̿̀̌͆ǫ̴̨͔̖̙͈̠̰͔̱̪̥̰͙͙̩̼̐́̇̒̋̕ă̸̡̧̳͕͖̗̠͕̯͊͒̈́͌̂͒̀̏͘̚͝s̴̙͕͔̯͓͓̝̺̣̃̃̕j̸̠̰̈́͂̄͋̕͝ḑ̷̡̪̱̱̹͇̭̯̳̩͌ͅi̷̠̰̖̱̞̟̭̔́͊̂̊̀g̷̢̱̜̻̝͚͍̥͚̃̑̕͘͠o̶̟̩̻͚̜̫̠̓̎͑̍̒͑̀̾̕s̸̥̙̝̞̈́̇̔̽̍̏̀̿͘͝͝d̴̡̨͖̺̦̠͚̯̮̬̖̜̆̽̒̎̄͆̽̃̈̐̕̕ͅf̴̹͓̻̒̀̎́ḫ̸̳̯̝̠̿̈͂̾̐͂̇́̾̍̈́͋̽̀́̓̌̚ạ̶̧̢̡̧̨͉̫͉͍̟̺͔̖̥̘̫̪͑̔̅̐̔́s̵̨̛͇̼͈̗̹̥̅̎̃͜ǰ̴̩̖̩̖̥̯̗̓͗͊̓̌͒͋͐͌̀͐̿͜ģ̵̨̹̬̟͚͚̪͈͕͕̯̗͇̦̇̽̍̈́̉̿̽̿͘͜͝ͅͅk̷̨̭̼͕͈͍̮̝͕̮͓͚̥͍̪͚̞̎̒̄͜͝f̵̲̬̗̓͒͛͆̈́̓͆̅̊͊͗͐ķ̵̡̧̛̺͍̯̲̺̰̝̠̖̳͎̦̩̟̇̄̾̓̈̐̃̒͊̅̉̀̈͝ļ̴̼̩̥̲̘̠̣͚͓̞͙͚̭͔̖̂́͜͜a̷̢̙͎̪͙͎̬̱̙͈͎̻͒̄̀̈́l̴̺͚͚̪̏̈́̿̄̂͑̍̈́̃͜ļ̶̛͎͖͍̫͍̻͎̤͓͇͒̍̆́̊̃̀̓̿̇̏̚͜͜;̵̢̧̫̮̺̹͎̩̟̰̙̖̤́͂́̊̀̉̂
Park of the fallen heros
There is a Fallen Monument Park in Moscow, Russia which was built at 1992 and has over 700 sculptures. It’s known for the collection of the fallen monuments, later when the park became more popular, other sculptures are added and form different sections.
When the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991, crowds took down the statues of Stalin, Lenin and other former Soviet leaders. Those that got little damages were sent to museums, and most of them are collected in this park.
Superbowl cutouts
In the superbowl between the Kansas Chiefs and Tampa Bay Buccaneers at the Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, there were 7,500 vaccinated healthcare workers, and also 30, 000 cardboard cutouts. This was due to the social distancing rules of COVID-19.
One cutout costs $100, some celebrity cutouts like Lady Gaga also appeared. The appearance of a packed stadium stresses people out, althought the number of the audiences are the least in the history.
QuantumMan Medicine
QuantumMan is established at 2010. It claims to use quantum physics techonology to deliver their medicines in a more efficient way. The customers can use “Portal Access Keys” that can be downloaded to unlock a quantum portal developed by ZAG. It allows the bioinformation to flow from ZAG’s quantum computer directly to the nueronetwork of your brain. Cheminal based treatments don’t operate according to the quantum physics principles, and therefore have side-effects.
On their website, you can find the audio recordings of testimonials from the patients, all kinds of vaccines (shame that they don’t offer vaccine for COVID-19!), all kind of quantum services like massage, sex, reducing your fat, allergy reversal, pain-killer, etc.
For ZAG’s quantum programs, they have the following abilities: time reversal, gene repair, stem cell replacement, neurotransmitter replacement, and spiritual cleansing.
To answer the skepticism towards this technology, they says:
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." (Arthur C. Clarke)
"Skepticism is slow suicide" (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Youtuber earned $16,000 one night
“Asian Andy”, a Youtuber, did a live streaming on Twitch of him sleeping. He enabled text-to-speech recognition so viewers can pay to issue commands such as messages and audios that distract him from sleeping. If you pay for $75, he will tear his T-shirt for you. In the morning, he earned $16,000 from this.
Valentine’s Day meat tray for 1
Happy Valentine’s?
Art gallery’s disaster
Is this performance art or Youtuber’s joke? At least he made people come to see those fake art pieces which are built to be destroyed.
Council meeting - will someone just help!
This woman turned up in the council meeting for a rezoning of Portillos and she started to talk about her personal life.
Handforth Parish council zoom meeting
Jackie Weaver hosted a meeting of Handforth Parish Council in which councillors started to insult her, leading to her kicking chairman Brian Tolver off the Zoom call.
Myanmar Dance Workout during the military coup
Myammar’s Youtuber is dancing in the public while the military coup is taking place in the background.
Some good comments on this:
“Lose weight and democracy in just 20 minutes a day”
“This is what the peak of postmodernism looks like”
Sonic the hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog was once an platform video game more popular than Mario. Because of the game company’s bad design of later generations of the game, as well as the creepy aniamtion movie of the 3D characters, fans started to feel very angry about it. They created a lot of twisted character designs, porn, comics and games of Sonic, and Sonic symbolises a totally different image now.
Rockwell Retro Encabulator
The original of Rockwell Retro Encabulator can be seen here.
The history of the Turbo Encabulator can be seen here.
the turboencabulator was an inside joke between engineers in the 1940s that used technobabble to confuse those not in on the foolery – and it was a completely made up machine.
Cats at 3am
This is what cats do at 3AM.